Saturday, March 31, 2007

Back at the Office




Well what a long week it has been. Finally back at the office from New York and Dallas.

It is always a great time when we head out on the road and meet our customers and sex toy users. It is so heart warming to know that we spread so much pleausre around the world with our toys and information.

You already read about our product testing on the glove (below), but there is so much else to report about from the road. You will hear more in the next couple of days and in the next few posts about some of the great things we learned on the road. People really do enjoy our toys and do some amazing and pleasurable things with them.

As always, we thank everyone for their comments and support.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Product Field Testing - The Fukuoku Five Finger Fantasy Glove




Today we had the opportunity to field test our Fukuoku Five Finger Fantasy Glove. We know you have probably heard a lot about this product already, but it remains one of our most popular items. We decided it was time to really field test this product. We get a lot of questions about this glove being "waterproof." While it is not the first adult novelty item to claim this, people are always weary about submerging the glove in water.

It is with great pleaure that we can tell you that this glove was field tested today and held up amazingly well. This glove was tested in a highly chlorinated pool and submerged intermittently (for about 15-20 minutes at a time) in water up to five feet deep. Not only did this glove actually perform well, the vibrations became almost sonic. This means that you didn't even have to make contact with the glove in order to feel the pulsations underwater. Of course, we realize no contact probably isn't what your wondering about, so we can also assure you that the gove making contact with your body underwater is sinfully pleasurable as well.

So the answer to the question is, yes it is waterproof.

ANC on the Road......




This weekend we are proud to sponsor events in both Dallas, Texas and Albany, New York. Adult Novelty Company and Simple Desiers will both be promoted at Texas Bear Round up and Bear Albany respectively. We always enjoy events as our opportunity to showcase our products, work with and recruit sales team members, and talk about our products. Also, if you see us there ask us for a discount on all of our great products. Oh, and in Dallas, we will be filming for upcoming features on our website. Mark Stevens (Public Relations & Corporate Communictions) will tell you more about that later when we are done filming later this year.

At both events we will be featuring and field testing some of our products. We hope to interact with our sex toy users and introduce new people to the joys of our sex toys.

Monday, March 19, 2007

Umm, really, EVERYONE is Doing It!

Part of my job here at Adult Novelty Company, Inc. is to stay on top of the news. Boy do people sure make news with their sex toys! In fact, we feature some of the interesting stories on our community site in the news section Simple Desires - In the News. The news section really answers the question we frequently get about who uses sex toys. The answer, it would seem from our news department, is EVERYONE! Just check out this recent entry about Israeli Ambassador, Tsuriel Raphael, who was caught bound up and enjoying his toys.



Israeli Ambassador Bound to Enjoy His Toys
March 12, 2007

According to the Associated Press, an Israeli Ambassador, Tsuriel Raphael was accomplished at putting a gloss on delicate subjects, be it Tel Aviv's nuclear program, the treatment of Palestinians or the invasion of Lebanon.

But two weeks ago, when San Salvador police discovered him in his official embassy residence yard in the capital San Salvador, however, smooth talk was not really an option. For starters there was the gag and the rubber ball in his mouth which prevented any speech. There was also the matter of being drunk, naked, bound, surrounded by sex toys.

Once he was untied and the gag and ball were removed Raphael identified himself as the ambassador but for perhaps the first time in his diplomatic career, this was a crisis he could not explain away.

Raphael had served for six months as the ambassador in El Salvador and for several years at different missions around the world.

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Saturday, March 17, 2007

You will Love the Glove!




One of our best selling products, the Fukuoku Five Finger Fantasy Massage Glove, has made rounds to just about every event any of our sales team members have been at recently. We constantly get e-mails from our sales team members about this product and the fact that, once touched, everyone LOVES this product.

The description on our site reads:

"The Fukuoku Five Finger Fantasy Glove (Right Hand) features the Ultimate in total body stimulation! The Fukuoku Fantasy Glove is a waterproof, dual speed massager that feels amazing on any party of your body or theirs. Creating 45,000 vibrations per minute! Take the Fukuoku Massager in the shower. Choose a right handed glove, a left handed glove, or buy them both."

The description, however, does not seem to do this glove justice. How can you capture 45,000 vibrations per minute in words? Our sales people report that this glove attends so many events, and once somone is touched, the glove sells itself. This glove, along with our sales team members, recently appeared at some pretty large events. Perhaps you were touched by the glove at some recent events. Our sources tell us that our sales team members and this glove have most recently been at Bear Bust (Orlando, FL), & The 12th Annual New England Parrot Head Convention (Falmouth, MA). The glove, and our sales team members (w/camera crew) will also be at Texas Bear Round Up (Dallas, TX) next week. Have you ever been touched?

A New Beginning

Well I got permission from the boss to begin this crisp new sexy blog about working at one of the greatest sex toy companies on the web. I hope you will join me for my musings about hot new sex toys, product review, and general sex toys in the news type postings. Basically, if it is sexy or sexual we talk about it here.

As luck would have it, today is St. Patricks Day and Zoe is outside our New England offices clearing some snow. Yes, we work on the weekends too. We are working especially hard these days because of our merger with www.SimpleDesires.com. Shh. I can't say too much about it because Mark Stevens (Public Relations & Corporate Communictions) might get upset if I leak too much information before his press release goes out. It has been fun working here through the merger. It is very exciting to be here in the hub of everything, at our main offices, through this process. There is so much work to be done, but everyone here seems excited to be doing it. I guess that is what happens when 'pleasure' is your business.

Our community site at www.SimpleDesires.com is an amazing community and is still growing. Check that site out for the hottest erotica, and sex tips. You can also ask questions of Dr. Simple, our resident expert on all things sexual and relationship.


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