Better Looking and Tasting Semen?

Well while we are on the subject of Semen, Dr. Simple recently published an article about how to improve the look and taste of semen. Below is the full text of this article published by our very own Dr. Simple.

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How to Make Your Semen Look and Taste Better
by Dr. Simple
One of the most popular oral sex topics remains consistent throughout the years; spit or swallow? For many who enjoy sucking on a penis, the question is best answered by the taste of the semen. As a result, men are always asking us at Adult Novelty Company and Simple Desires how to make their semen look and taste better so that it will be enjoyed, and yes, swallowed. There are, in fact, things men can do to achieve better tasting semen. Below are some tips that have been tested and believed to work.

First let us address the issue of texture since texture is often an important aspect of the things we eat. For many men, their semen is clumpy and gooey. Men have asked us how and if it is possible to make their semen more liquid. More liquid semen tends to shoot further and harder (penis exercises also help) too; which is something most men seek to do. The simple answer to the question is your semen is what you eat. If your want your semen to be less clumpy and gooey this can be achieved by taking more Vitamin C and fluids. The Vitamin C and high fluid intake will enable your semen to separate and become more liquid and for many men it will enable them to shoot it further too.

This leads us to the other issue of taste. The good news is the 'you are what you eat' adage also applies to this issue of taste as well. Smokers, for example, tend to have bitter tasting semen. Foods high in alkaline will make your semen taste bitter. Bacon, lobster, red meat, fish, turkey, etc.. are among high alkaline foods you may want to stay away from before oral sex.. Dark green & bitter vegetables like asparagus will also cause semen to taste bitter.

To get rid of the bitter and step into the sweet and tasty, as we state in our Kinky Korner at Simple Desires, pineapple juice will make your semen taste better and more like juice. In fact, most fruit juices will help you achieve better tasting semen. Most fruits are make semen a tasty treat. The simple rule of thumb is that eating healthier will make your semen taste better. Moreover, cheap beers and hard alcohol will often make your semen bitter, while some of the higher quality brews will actually improve the taste.

Now that you know what to eat, the next logical question is how long will it take for the tasty semen to produce after you eat and drink the right things? Of course this varies by the man and their digestive system. In general, a good rule of thumb is to try and start the day before. Although, some men report that a few hours before is all it takes. The best rule of thumb is to determine how long it takes you to digest a big meal and give it, at least, that long.